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People scared of my dog.

I get that having a fear of dogs is common and yeah I’m fine with that, but when you have a specific fear of staffys, then I’m not fine with that. It’s not a bread of dog that viciously attacks people, it’s the owners for being stupid and allowing a dog to grow up and still think play fighting is ok. You know what dogs are more vicious, fucking Jack Russels, vicious bastards. So if you have a genuine fear of dogs, fine, but dog walk to other way when you see my dog yet make a fuss of another coming towards you wanker. My dog isn’t scary, she’s lovely thanks !

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the difference between a girl that is white and a white girl

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girl that is white

  • identifies as female
  • is caucasian

white girl

  • comes to school 15 minutes late with starbucks
  • dresses up as a cat for halloween
  • wears sunglasses indoors
  • wears short shorts with uggs
  • says she was born in the wrong generation
  • is always singing call me maybe
  • thinks shes the only girl who plays video games
  • gets offended when people say “nigga” or “gay”
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i get it now

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one time i was going to feed my dog a fruit and i picked up an orange but i was 4 am so i just threw the orange at his face and somehow that orange disappeared i swear to god he ate that whole orange with one bite and i dont know how

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i was 4 am

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tumblr user lolinepeta planned to feed his pet dog so hard, he became a measurement of time.

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